Let me explain sexuality to you

jessie-beth:

adeadmanandhisfriends:

Through gifs.

Everyone gets straight and gay, so I’m leaving those out.

Bisexual:

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Pansexual:

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Asexual:

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You are now informed.

Actually, this really clears it up for me.


lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.


misswho221b:

this should’ve been the movie poster


mitchahoy:

I like the idea of two people spending forever together.


la-petite-squelette:

when you are under the word count for an essay



orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME


foreveralone-lyguy:

landorus:

fuck bees

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squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friend’s house:

  1. pet dog
  2. avoid parent
  3. don’t clog toilet

tristinawright:

lemonsharks:

not-john-watson:

HEADCANON AC-FUCKING-CEPTED!

WHERE IS THIS FIC.

*pterodactyl noises*