what if u walked into class and the substitute teacher was ur icon
SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.
GET IN LOSER, WE’RE GOING HOPPING.
"Aw here, lemme take care of this for y—
PSYCH. FUCK YO TRASH”
im in a perpetual struggle between the two
my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out
I ALSO MET THIS DALEK AND HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE EXTERMINATED” AND THEN I WALKED UP TO HIM TO GET A PICTURE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU’RE CUTE.”
SO OMG A DALEK FLIRTED WITH ME
I SAW HIM TOO AND I WAS A WEEPING ANGEL AND HE TOLD ME TO GET OUT OF THE WAY BUT I DIDN’T MOVE CUZ HE WAS STARING AT ME SO HE JUST SIGHED AND WENT AROUND ME
I WAS DRESSED AS THE DOCTOR AND HE TRIED TO MOW ME OVER
I LOVE DEDICATED COSPLAYERS